Crockett Jokes
20 crockett jokes and hilarious crockett puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crockett that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Crockett Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good crockett joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How does Davey Crockett take his pie?
Alamo'ed
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
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What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?
Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?
Alamo'd
New Game
Here's a new game we can all play!
You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman
I call it
Croquette Crockett Croquet
Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...
...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"
What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?
Remember the alimony!
What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt?
"Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"
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King of the Wild Frontier
Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.
Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three...
He killed it.
Davey Crockett walked into a bar
Grrrrrrrr!
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Crockett One Liners
Which crockett one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crockett? I can suggest the ones about davy crockett and pie.
- How does Davey Crockett take his pie? Alamo'ed
- Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
- How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie? Alamo'd
- What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle? Remember the alimony!
- What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"
- Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three... He killed it.
- Davey Crockett walked into a bar Grrrrrrrr!
- King of the Wild Frontier Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.
