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How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

Alamo'ed

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What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

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What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?

Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.

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Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.

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How does Davy Crockett like his pies?

ร  la mode

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo'd

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How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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New Game

Here's a new game we can all play!

You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman

I call it

Croquette Crockett Croquet

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

"Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

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How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

ร  la mode

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Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.

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At The Alamo

So Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were standing above the gates of the Alamo. When they looked down they saw 30,000 angry Mexicans out on the field.


Confused, Davy looks over at Jim and says, "Damn dude, just how much concrete did you order?"

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Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears?

The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!

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Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...

...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"

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What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"

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Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three...

He killed it.

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

รก la Mode

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King of the Wild Frontier

Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.

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Davey Crockett walked into a bar

Grrrrrrrr!

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What are the most funny Crockett jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Crockett? Well, here are the best Crockett dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Crockett pick up lines to share with friends.

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