Crockett Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

Alamo'ed

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?

Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.

How does Davy Crockett like his pies?

à la mode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo'd

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

New Game

Here's a new game we can all play!

You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman

I call it

Croquette Crockett Croquet

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

à la mode

How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.

Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears?

The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!

Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...

...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"

What are the funniest crockett jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Crockett? Well, here are the best Crockett puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Crockett pick up lines to share with friends.

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