Crockett Jokes
25 crockett jokes and hilarious crockett puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crockett that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Crockett Short Jokes
Short crockett jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crockett humour may include short knead jokes also.
- Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
- What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett? Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
- Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.
- Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears? The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!
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Crockett One Liners
Which crockett one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crockett? I can suggest the ones about davy crockett and pie.
- How does Davey Crockett take his pie? Alamo'ed
- Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
- How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd
- How does Davy Crockett like his pies? à la mode
- How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie? Alamo'd
- How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode
- How does Davey Crockett take his pie? à la mode
- What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle? Remember the alimony!
- What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"
- King of the Wild Frontier Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.
- Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three... He killed it.
- How many ears did Davy Crockett have? Three. A left ear, a right ear and a Wild Frontier.
- Davey Crockett walked into a bar Grrrrrrrr!
Fun-Filled Crockett Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about crockett you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crockett pranks.
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
New Game
Here's a new game we can all play!
You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman
I call it
Croquette Crockett Croquet
