Crockett Jokes

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The Best Crockett Puns

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

Alamo'ed

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?

Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.

Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo'd

How does Davy Crockett like his pies?

à la mode


How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

New Game

Here's a new game we can all play!

You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman

I call it

Croquette Crockett Croquet

How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

à la mode

Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears?

The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!

What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"


King of the Wild Frontier

Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.

Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three...

He killed it.

Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...

...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"

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