The Best 3 Crocket Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crocket jokes. There are some crocket daniel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crocket texans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crocket Jokes and Puns

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo?

"Where'd all the roofers come from?"

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crocket decorate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crocket davey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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