Crocket Jokes

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The Best Crocket Puns

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo?

"Where'd all the roofers come from?"

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?


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