Crochet Jokes
4 crochet jokes and hilarious crochet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crochet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this collection of hilarious crochet jokes! We've gathered some of the funniest crochet jokes around, with gags referencing baywatch, a certain tsar, and even a classic pop song refrain. Share a chuckle and a smile with a crochet-related picture joke today!
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The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet
Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
How do you pick up old French ladies?
"Voulez-vous crochet avec moi ce soir?"
I'm crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.
Oh well, it's a labour of glove.
All Dolled Up
A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no
secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that
she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a
crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.
My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never
argue, she explained. Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.
Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she'd been angry with him only once in 60 years. But what about all this money? he asked.
Oh, she said, that's the money
I made from selling the dolls.
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