Croc Shoe Jokes
6 croc shoe jokes and hilarious croc shoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about croc shoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window.
The one turns to the other and says, "Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"
So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands.
The first one turns to the other and says, "I'll tell you what, if this next croc we see doesn't have shoes on I quit."
What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes?
His Jailhouse Crocs
I said to the shoe salesman
- I'd like to return these shoes... They've got holes in them!
Shoe Salesman - Hmmmm yes, that certainly seems to be the Crocs of the matter.
What's a crocodile's favorite shoe? A Crocs.
Crocs aren't something you want on your feet.
The shoes s**... too.
Guy walks into the bar with his new boots.
One of the residents notices his shoes and comments on them.
The guy replies: 'yep, they are genuine Crocodile leather'.
He pulls his gun out of his holster and says, 'I have killed the croc myself with this gun'.
The resident is in awe and asks if he can get boots like that. 'Of course' says the guy, 'here, you can even use my gun'. He hands him the gun and the resident flies out to Australia.
A week later the guy returns with the man's gun but no boots. 'What happened', asks the gun owner, 'didn't you see any crocodiles?'
'Yeah, I must have killed about twenty', says the guy, 'but none of them were wearing such lovely boots.'
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