Croc Jokes

54 croc jokes and hilarious croc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about croc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the croc jokes that everyone's talking about! Grab your friends and get ready to bust some gut-busting laughs! From gay croc, killer croc, croc love and more, these hilarious jokes will have you in stitches. Don't forget the handbag and swamp jokes, plus those lizard jokes for hearty chuckles! Get started now!

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Best Short Croc Jokes

Short croc puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The croc humour may include short croak jokes also.

  1. I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
  2. did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.
  3. Someone once told me that wearing crocs is like getting a BJ from a guy Might feel good an all, but once you look down you realize...... Your gay
  4. What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay.
  5. A crocodile and a dog meet. The croc looks at the dog with disdain and says: "Hey, flea bag!"
    The dog looks back at the croc and says: "Hey, hand bag!"
  6. I bent down in a bar. "Excuse me," said the girl next to me. "Are you looking up my skirt?"
    I said, "No, no I'm tying my shoelace."
    She said, "You're wearing Crocs."
  7. Doctor Doolittle spies an unfamiliar crocodilian on a South American riverbank. He calls out "I say! Are you a cayman?"
    "Not bad, how 'bout you?" answers the croc.
  8. At the zoo my daughter asked me how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. I told her to just ask it to tell you a story If it doesn't sound true then it's a croc.
  9. What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes? His Jailhouse Crocs
  10. Wearing crocs is pretty similar to being blown by a dude. Feels pretty nice, then you look down and realize how gay it is.
Croc joke, Wearing crocs is pretty similar to being blown by a dude.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about croc can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of croc puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Croc One Liners

Which croc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with croc? I can suggest the ones about crick and croissant.

  1. If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late.
  2. What do you call a deaf man wearing crocs? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.
  3. Some crocodiles formed a band that does parody songs. It's a pun croc band.
  4. Why does Jesus wear Crocs? Because they're holy.
  5. I hate crocs They're super uncomfortable. Especially when you're riding on their back.
  6. Why do Crocs not go to heaven? Because they have no soles.
  7. What did the crocs say to the shoelace You trippin
  8. What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan? A Clock-odile.
  9. A man arrived to a party fashionably late in Crocs. He was just late.
  10. What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs
  11. Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a dude They both feel great until you look down.
  12. Mr. Alligator was 45, single, and a rampant alcoholic. He had hit croc-bottom.
  13. How do I get my Crocs to stop squeaking? My sanity is beginning to slip...
  14. What's a crocodile's favorite shoe? A Crocs.
  15. peopel buy it from their crocs so do you buy it from the croc store?

Croc Shoe Jokes

Here is a list of funny croc shoe jokes and even better croc shoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I said to the shoe salesman - I'd like to return these shoes... They've got holes in them!
    Shoe Salesman - Hmmmm yes, that certainly seems to be the Crocs of the matter.
  • Crocs aren't something you want on your feet. The shoes s**... too.

Gay Croc Jokes

Here is a list of funny gay croc jokes and even better gay croc puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do crocs and getting a b**... from a guy have it common? It feels good at the time until you look down and realize you're gay.
  • Wearing crocs is like being s**... off by a man Feels great until you look down and realise you're gay

Croc Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny croc love jokes and even better croc love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.
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Cheeky Croc Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about croc you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bloc jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make croc prank.

I was going to cook alligator for dinner

But then I realized I only have a croc p**...

Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet

but most have just four.

Some crocodiles can grow 17-20 ft

But most have 4

Why are crocodiles long and green?

Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.

I was going to cook an alligator for dinner...

But realised I only had a croc p**....

How do you cook alligator meat?

In a croc p**...!

Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet!

Although most just grow 4.

Crocodiles are easy.

They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

Crocodiles in Egypt will never admit to being in love...

They all live in de-Nile

I was going to make alligator stew for dinner tonight

But then I realized I only have a croc p**....

That's not a Crocodile Dundee reference...

THIS is a Crocodile Dundee reference.

A crocodile wouldn't blow up his house, but a Dino might

A crocodile tried to have s**... but couldn't...

He had a reptile dysfunction

A crocodile goes to the doctor..

It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Why do crocodiles always feel sad?

Because they're in the Nile

The crocodile refused to admit fault...

He was in the Nile.
*I'll see myself out*

Two Crocodiles were walking together when they bumped into a dinosaur...

Worried that they were going to get eaten, one said to the other: Dyouthinkhesaurus?

The crocodile said to the other crocodile, "Nice Bag!"

The other crocodile said, "Thanks, it was my ex-husband."

Why did the crocodile throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see if time could fly

Why do crocs have a s**... the back of them?

So they stay on during s**....

Why was the crocodile arrested?

Because of severe alligations.

Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?

But most only have 4 :)

Crocodiles can't put their tongues out

So if you are being taunted in a swamp, It probably is an alligator.

Croc joke, Crocodiles can't put their tongues out

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