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32 croatia jokes and hilarious croatia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about croatia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a good laugh, look no further than Croatia! These jokes are sure to have you rolling on the floor.

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Popular Croatia Short Jokes

Short croatia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The croatia humour may include short vacation jokes also.

  1. Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "Croatia" ..it has lot's of support but no cup
  2. If Croatia loses tomorrow, all of England will hope to beat their biggest rival on Sunday: liver damage
  3. What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)
  4. Just heard that Victoria's Secret has a new bra called "Croatia". It has lot of support, but no Cup.
  5. An Englishman and Frenchman are chatting in a bar. Englishman says "We're playing Croatia tonight."
    The Frenchman responds "What a coincidence, we're playing them Sunday."
  6. Telegram from Putin to Kolinda (president of Croatia) CONGRATULATIONS STOP GREAT GAME STOP YOU WERE BETTER STOP GAS STOP OIL STOP TOURISTS STOP INVESTMENTS STOP
  7. What's the worst possible city to visit with yout newlywed spouse during your honeymoon? Split, Croatia
  8. What do you call it when an Englishman decides to place a 1 pound wager on Croatia to win? Quid pro Cro
  9. Team Croatia is like a bunch of mosquito bites on your back Ic's all over that can't be scratched.

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Croatia One Liners

Which croatia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with croatia? I can suggest the ones about travel and tourism.

  1. Where do the Asian crows live? In Croatia.
  2. Sometimes you eat a crow, Some other times, Croatia
  3. Why did the European crow feel at home in Asia ? She's from Croatia .
  4. Why is Bosnia so dirty? ---
    Because Croatia won't let them swim.
  5. Modric for president of Croatia. He can run the country.
  6. Who is the one player Croatia desperately need? Scratchic'
  7. It's uncomfortable being around croatia's national team's players They ić.
  8. I think Russia will beat Croatia today. Don't Cro @ me
  9. Croatia is a lot like England. No one knows how they got that far.
  10. I met this Chinese guy who lives in Croatia He's a Cro-Asian
  11. Can you go to the beach in Hungary? Yes, in [Croatia](#s).
  12. Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!
  13. Hey girl are you a Croatia fan? Because you got a nice Raki-t**....

Croatia joke, Hey girl are you a Croatia fan?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about croatia can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of croatia puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Croatia Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about croatia you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean holiday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make croatia prank.

A Frenchman bumps into a English gentleman on a street

"Good day to you sir, what are you up to." says the Englishman.
The Frenchman says "nothing much....what are you doing."

"Oh we are playing Croatia today" answers the Englishman.

"Ah what a coincidence. We are playing them on Sunday you see" replies the Frenchman.

My mate has two tickets for the England vs Croatia game on Wednesday

He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah

Why are Croatians constantly scratching?

Because they've all got an ic.

Croatian generals are the best snipers

They only need one shot.

Croatian fans are...

Russian all over to see their team win.

Croatia joke, What do you call it when an Englishman decides to place a 1 pound wager on Croatia to win?

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The impact of these croatia jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.