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Funniest Croak Short Jokes

Short croak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The croak humour may include short groan jokes also.

  1. A little girl asks her grandad... "Would you make a frog noise for me?"
    The grandad, confused asks, "why?"
    The little girl replies, "dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland".
  2. Boy: Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog! Grandpa: Why would I do that?
    Boy: I heard mum telling dad, "We'll move to a bigger house once your father croaks."
  3. A little boy asks grandpa to make a noise like a frog. Grandpa asks why? Because mummy said the moment you croak is when we're all going to Disneyland!
  4. Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?" Little girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."
  5. Little girl goes to her grandpa.. "Grandpa, make a noise like a frog."
    Grandpa asks, "why?"
    "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."
  6. Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list?
    Because they croak a lot!
  7. From my 7 year old nephew: What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
  8. Scientists have accidentally created immortal frogs While running experiments, they decided to cut some of the frogs vocal cords.
    Ever since then, the frogs just wont croak
  9. Boy talking to Grandpa. Boy: Grandpa can you make a noise like a frog?
    Grandpa: No I can't, why do you ask?
    Boy: Well Grandma said I can go to Disney Land when you croak..
  10. TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

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Croak One Liners

Which croak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with croak? I can suggest the ones about beak and roar.

  1. What's a frog's favorite springtime activity? Croak-et!
  2. What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night
  3. What does a frog use to conceal itself? A croaking device.
  4. What's a Canadian frogs favorite game to play? Croak- Eh
  5. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A croaking device.
  6. What happens if you step on a frog? It croaks..
  7. What did the frog say on his deathbed? Nothing, he croaked
  8. Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!
  9. Did you hear the one about the unlucky bullfrog? It croaked.
  10. Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
    A: Croak-a cola.
  11. What is a frog's favorite soda? Croak-a-cola
  12. What's green and croaks? A dying environmentalist.
  13. What did the frog say when it got ran over? Nothing. It just croaked
  14. Why are all the frogs around here dead? 'Cause they keep croaking!
  15. I shot a frog once. It croaked.

Croak joke, I shot a frog once.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Croak Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about croak you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make croak pranks.

Little girl goes up to her father and says "Daddy talk like a frog"

Dad says "get out of here, talk like a frog." The next day again the little girl says "daddy talk like a frog."
Dad says "I told you yesterday beat it with the frog stuff."
Again on the next day she says to her dad "Daddy please can you talk like a frog?"
Her dad looks at her and says "okay what's going on, what's the big deal with this frog business, why do you want me to talk like a frog?
The little girl looks at him and says "because mommy said when you croak we get to move to Hawaii"

GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG

 
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
 
"What?" said her Grandpa.
 
"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!
 

Little Johnny goes to his grandfather and asks him to croak like a frog.

"Why, sure Johnny. *Croak*", says grandfather.
"Yaaaaay", exclaimed Johnny. Confused, grandfather asks what's so exciting.
"Papa says we're going to be rich when you croak!", replies johnny.

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"

The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

A little boy comes running Into the room!

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?"
​The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"

The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

A young boy asked his grandad to do his frog impression...

Grandad: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Do your frog impression!"
Grandad: "What frog impression?"
Boy: "Mum says: When you croak, we can go to Disney World!"

The biologist

A biologist races into a bar in a celebratory mood. "I've done it!" he shouts to the bartender. "I've engineered immortal frogs!" "How's that?" asks the bartender. "I removed their vocal chords. They can't croak!"

A little boy went running into his grandfather's hospital room.

Excited, he shrieked, "Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog!"
The grandpa replies, "Why?"
Still excited, the little boy replies, "Because Grandma says that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!"

Never perform an o**... transplant on a frog.

It's very disheartening and they usually croak.

Why can't frogs ever complete their bucket lists?

They croak before they even get started.

Croak joke, Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?