Croak Jokes

Following is our collection of ribbiting puns and hoarse one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Croak jokes for adults, dirty nameplate jokes and clean tadpole dad gags for kids.

The Best Croak Puns

A little girl asks her grandad...

"Would you make a frog noise for me?"
The grandad, confused asks, "why?"
The little girl replies, "dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland".



A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"


"What?" said her Grandpa.


"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!


A little boy asks grandpa to make a noise like a frog. Grandpa asks why?

Because mummy said the moment you croak is when we're all going to Disneyland!

Little Johnny goes to his grandfather and asks him to croak like a frog.

"Why, sure Johnny. *Croak*", says grandfather.
"Yaaaaay", exclaimed Johnny. Confused, grandfather asks what's so exciting.
"Papa says we're going to be rich when you croak!", replies johnny.

Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?"

Little girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."

Horrible joke I made up as a kid

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Scientists have accidentally created immortal frogs

While running experiments, they decided to cut some of the frogs vocal cords.
Ever since then, the frogs just wont croak

A young boy asked his grandad to do his frog impression...

Grandad: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Do your frog impression!"
Grandad: "What frog impression?"
Boy: "Mum says: When you croak, we can go to Disney World!"

A little boy went running into his grandfather's hospital room.

Excited, he shrieked, "Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog!"

The grandpa replies, "Why?"

Still excited, the little boy replies, "Because Grandma says that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!"

Never perform an organ transplant on a frog.

It's very disheartening and they usually croak.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

'Cause they all go there to croak!

Two frogs are sitting by a pond

First frog says *Croak*, Second says *Croak*.

The first says *Croak*, second responds *Croak*.

First shouts *Croak*, second says *Croak*.

First says *Croak*, second says *Croak Croak*

First says "Don't change the topic, man!"

Frog noise

Little boy said to his grandad one day, grandad, can you make a noise like a frog? Grandad replies, no why? oh, it's just dad says when you croak we are going to Disney land.

Three frogs are sitting on a lily

The first frog goes "Croak"
The second frog says "Croak"
The third frog says "Ribbit"

The first frog pulls out a pistol and shoots the third one. Puzzled the second frog asks why. The first frog puts the pistol away and says "He knew too much"

What did the frog order at the new diner?

French flies and a diet croak.

What do you call a frog spy.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

Which toad is a great actor?

Russell Croak

Kids say the darndest things

An old man is sitting in his chair watching the game when his 6yr old grand-daughter sits on his lap, begging him to talk like a frog. "Why do you want me to talk like a frog?", the grand-father asks. "Mom says we can all go to Disneyland when you croak.

What did one toad say to another

You croak me up

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