The Best 24 Croak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Croak jokes. There are some croak hoarse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these croak tadpole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Croak Jokes and Puns

A little girl asks her grandad...

"Would you make a frog noise for me?"
The grandad, confused asks, "why?"
The little girl replies, "dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland".

GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG

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A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.Β  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.Β  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

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"What?" said her Grandpa.

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"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!

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A little boy asks grandpa to make a noise like a frog. Grandpa asks why?

Because mummy said the moment you croak is when we're all going to Disneyland!

Croak joke, A little boy asks grandpa to make a noise like a frog. Grandpa asks why?

Little Johnny goes to his grandfather and asks him to croak like a frog.

"Why, sure Johnny. *Croak*", says grandfather.
"Yaaaaay", exclaimed Johnny. Confused, grandfather asks what's so exciting.
"Papa says we're going to be rich when you croak!", replies johnny.

Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?"

Little girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."


Little girl goes to her grandpa..

"Grandpa, make a noise like a frog."

Grandpa asks, "why?"

"Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"

The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

Croak joke, A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a fr

Horrible joke I made up as a kid

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Scientists have accidentally created immortal frogs

While running experiments, they decided to cut some of the frogs vocal cords.
Ever since then, the frogs just wont croak

A little boy comes running Into the room!

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?"
​The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
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The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

A young boy asked his grandad to do his frog impression...

Grandad: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Do your frog impression!"
Grandad: "What frog impression?"
Boy: "Mum says: When you croak, we can go to Disney World!"

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What's a Canadian frogs favorite game to play?

Croak- Eh

A little boy went running into his grandfather's hospital room.

Excited, he shrieked, "Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog!"

The grandpa replies, "Why?"

Still excited, the little boy replies, "Because Grandma says that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!"

Never perform an organ transplant on a frog.

It's very disheartening and they usually croak.

Why can't frogs ever complete their bucket lists?

They croak before they even get started.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

'Cause they all go there to croak!

Croak joke, Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Two frogs are sitting by a pond

First frog says *Croak*, Second says *Croak*.

The first says *Croak*, second responds *Croak*.

First shouts *Croak*, second says *Croak*.

First says *Croak*, second says *Croak Croak*

First says "Don't change the topic, man!"

Three frogs are sitting on a lily

The first frog goes "Croak"
The second frog says "Croak"
The third frog says "Ribbit"

The first frog pulls out a pistol and shoots the third one. Puzzled the second frog asks why. The first frog puts the pistol away and says "He knew too much"

Frog noise

Little boy said to his grandad one day, grandad, can you make a noise like a frog? Grandad replies, no why? oh, it's just dad says when you croak we are going to Disney land.


What did the frog order at the new diner?

French flies and a diet croak.

Which toad is a great actor?

Russell Croak

What did one toad say to another

You croak me up

What do you call a frog spy.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

Kids say the darndest things

An old man is sitting in his chair watching the game when his 6yr old grand-daughter sits on his lap, begging him to talk like a frog. "Why do you want me to talk like a frog?", the grand-father asks. "Mom says we can all go to Disneyland when you croak.

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