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- I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family. They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.
I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment. - Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him.
- Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere.
- Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable." Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag." - Doctor: "Your wife is in hospital!"... Me: "...How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical".
Me: "Oh, you get used to that...". - ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless.
ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway. - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're already a mile away and you have their shoes.
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and also have their shoes.
- Critics say botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.
- As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.
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- What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ? Very savioury.
- Chuck Norris was shot today The bullet is in critical condition
- The r in Gary Oldman … Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
- Stastistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is interesting; what they hide is critical
- A movie about janitors impressed critics. Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
- Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground.
- What did the food critic say after trying the Wookiee? That was a bit Chewie
- Why was the food critic fired? They didn't reference their sauces
- How do you express criticism of Israel in America? \[redacted\]
- What do you call a gathering of judgmental Catholics? Critical Mass.
- She criticized my apartment... ...so I knocked her flat.
- How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents
- Everyone criticizes Putin's Russia... But look at Putin's America!
- What do you call a piece of old farm equipment that's always criticizing you? Detractor.
- What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory.
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A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...
.. and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes, " says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic
The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.
In self-defense the man says, Who told you that drinking is bad?
Nun : "Mother Superior told me."
Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"
Nun : "No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor."
Man : "Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life."
Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, Bring me a couple of shots of v**... but bring one of them in a tea cup.
The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again?
A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery
A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:
-Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?
-Sure.
-It's pretty much worthless.
-I don't mind, you can tell me anyway.
All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with
But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read
The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel
The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway