The Best 26 Criticize Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Criticize Jokes and Puns

A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.

In self-defense the man says, Who told you that drinking is bad?

Nun : "Mother Superior told me."

Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"

Nun : "No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor."

Man : "Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life."

Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking."

The man goes up to the bartender and says, Bring me a couple of shots of vodka but bring one of them in a tea cup.

The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again?

All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and also have their shoes.

Criticize joke, Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

We often criticize pedophiles...

but they, at least, drive slowly near schools.

Always helpful...

Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.


Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

It's time we rise up against those kids with leukemia

Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country.

Criticize joke, Voltaire said  To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes

And then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

Before you criticize a gunman you should walk a mile in his shoes.

That way you'll be out of range and he'll be barefoot.

Voltaire said,

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."

Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.

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When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes...

then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes.

She criticized my apartment...

...so I knocked her flat.

Everyone criticizes Putin's Russia...

But look at Putin's America!

Making America great again is already happening...

Like it used to be, anyone will be able to criticize the President without being called racist.

Why doesn't KFC have toilet paper?

Because it's finger licking good

Criticize joke, Why doesn't KFC have toilet paper?

Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting.

But no gorillas were shot on my watch.

Libertarian Paradise...

People often criticize a libertarian paradise saying that the homeless people would just be left to die in the gutter. This is of course complete bull. The gutter would be private property and the homeless will need to find somewhere else to die.

My daughter thinks I criticize her too much...

That's just one of her many faults.

(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.)


Serial killer words of wisdom?

Never criticize a victim until you've walked a mile in their skin...

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes...

...that way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section?

He didn't want to drum up discord.

Everyone criticizes Apple Maps, but I enjoyed using it for my road trip from New York to Florida.

There's a lot to do in Chicago.

How can you tell if someone is about to criticize a sports team or criticize you?

By how they pronounce "No offense"

Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant.

They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey

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