On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
I told him he should really work on that.
She quickly cut the rope, brought him down and managed to revive him.
As her husband lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she said emotionally my dearβ¦that's NOT how you spell criticism!
"What's your biggest strength?"
"I'm incapable of understanding criticism.
"That sounds more like a weakness.
"Aw, thank you.
I'm not good with taking constructive criticism.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can resist complaints and excessively loud people,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...
If you can do all of these things, then you are probably a dog
Sorry, this was "a riposte".
So I shot her.
I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic. There was a note saying, "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!" I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bring her back to life. As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, "Come on, that's not how you spell criticism."
To avoid criticism and comparison.
He answered most of the criticism over the weekend by stating
"I would like to make raisins Grape again"
\- I'm an organ dealer.
\- Oh god! Don't you have a heart?
\- Is that criticism or a request?
She doesn't take well to criticism.
The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.
"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism ο»Ώ
I'm going to set up my own religion, one where its important to respect other peoples beliefs, learn to take criticism on the chin like an adult, wash regularly, treat women and children as equals and never kill anyone under any circumstances.
Its a non-prophet organisation.
A censor-ship
They hate feedback.
I said, "I have tried, but they don't take well to criticism."
If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica.
My only criticism is that they don't serve dark meat
I like to give out gluten-free compliment sandwiches.
Sorry, not sorry!
Jimmy should have left the show. If he's actually interested in putting out a quality comedic product, how can he remain doing the O&J show?
I'm tired of people saying that "anyone would have taken the paycheck." Jimmy's a middle-aged man with no wife, no kids, a decent amount of assets, and multiple sources of income. Why is he always so concerned about money?
2 years ago, I worked a 6-figure job that I hated to pursue an art career. I make 1/3rd of what I used to, but I'm way happier and have no regrets. If I had a wife + kids, obviously it'd be different.
Unlike Patrice or Colin or Burr, Jimmy's always been more interested in being famous than being a great comedian, and that perspective is why he'll never be a great stand-up.
I went to the lake with a buddy of mine. We were going fishing. After being there for about an hour I was getting annoyed by all the bugs. I said to my buddy "man I'm getting tired of all these chiggers". He replied, "they prefer to be called chigroes"
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