Critical Thinking Jokes
13 critical thinking jokes and hilarious critical thinking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about critical thinking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Critical Thinking Short Jokes
Short critical thinking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The critical thinking humour may include short logical thinking jokes also.
- So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.
- Over the past people have criticized me for not being objective as a reporter, Personally I think they're idiots.
- My daughter thinks I criticize her too much... That's just one of her many faults.
(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.) - Yo mama's so dense... Yo mama's so dense the only reason people think she's bright is because she hit critical mass and now she burns the eyes out of anyone who looks at her... Sick burn.
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Critical Thinking One Liners
Which critical thinking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with critical thinking? I can suggest the ones about criticism and mind thinking.
- What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory.
- Horoscopes are the enemy of rational thought. They are a cancer to critical thinking.
Laughter Critical Thinking Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about critical thinking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thinking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make critical thinking pranks.
A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.
In self-defense the man says, Who told you that drinking is bad?
Nun : "Mother Superior told me."
Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"
Nun : "No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor."
Man : "Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life."
Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, Bring me a couple of shots of v**... but bring one of them in a tea cup.
The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again?
Trump, walking and arguing with a critic, stops a random person in the street to ask their opinion on the matter at hand.
Trump: Sir, maybe you can settle something for us; what do YOU think of how I performed as president of the United States?
Random Guy: Monumental
Trump: Thank you sir, you've been very helpful!
(To the Critic) See?! What did I tell you?
Critic: uhhhhh...that guy was Jamaican.
A critic goes to an art gallery and finds the artist of the pieces there.
Critic: "Would you like to know what I think of your art?"
Artist: "Oh, yes please"
Critic: "It's useless"
Artist: "I know, but I would still like to hear it. "
Did you know that Brian May, the guitarist from British rockband Queen, has a PhD on Astrophysics?
Yeah, he started his schooling before Queen formed, and achieved his PhD in 2007. One of his dissertations is heavily criticized by the science community though, and it's because he has an odd theory of what causes the Earth's rotation.
You see, he thinks that 'Fat Bottomed Girls make the Rockin World go round.'
This mothers day, Men all around were criticized for not calling their mothers on such an important day.
But me, I thought of the best way to get out of such a mess.
Heres how the beginning of the Monday after Mothers Day went for me:
Mother: "You know Mike, I was thinking and out of all my sons, you never called me on Mothers Day!"
Me: "You know Mom, I was thinking, and out of all my mothers, you never called me on SON-day!"
Something like this is bound to make her smile and forget, worked with my Mom!