Critic Jokes

Funniest Critic Short Jokes

Short critic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The critic humour may include short commentator jokes also.

1. I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family. They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.
   I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment.
2. Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him.
3. Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere.
4. Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable." Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
   Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
5. Doctor: "Your wife is in hospital!"... Me: "...How is she?"
   Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical".
   Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
6. ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless.
   ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway.
7. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're already a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. Critics say botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.
9. My buddy tells me he doesn't take criticism too well. I told him he should really work on that.
10. A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected.

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Critic One Liners

Which critic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with critic? I can suggest the ones about skeptic and inspector.

1. What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ? Very savioury.
2. Chuck Norris was shot today The bullet is in critical condition
3. The r in Gary Oldman … Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
4. A movie about janitors impressed critics. Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
5. Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground.
6. What did the food critic say after trying the Wookiee? That was a bit Chewie
7. Why was the food critic fired? They didn't reference their sauces
8. How do you express criticism of Israel in America? \[redacted\]
9. She criticized my apartment... ...so I knocked her flat.
10. How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents
11. Everyone criticizes Putin's Russia... But look at Putin's America!
12. What do you call a piece of old farm equipment that's always criticizing you? Detractor.
13. What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory.
14. Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch.
15. Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!

Food Critic Jokes

Here is a list of funny food critic jokes and even better food critic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call two life-long best friends that also happen to be food critics? Taste buds.
• What the food critic say after eating Shrek? "He was just meaty ogre"
• A food critic was a farm-to-table restaurant He flagged down the waiter and asked him how they prepared their chicken.
  The waiter replied, "Nothing special. We just tell 'em they're gonna die."
• What did the food critic call the cactus pie? A succulent meal.
• Some food critics eat and run Anthony Bourdain hung around.
• Did you hear about the food critic who is having thoughts about his career choice due to ethical concerns? The struggle is Veal.
• Why are Vietnamese restaurants afraid of food critics? Pho-bias
• What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? "It's crêpe"
• Why did the food critic want a midnight snack? Because he was an insomnomnomniac

Film Critic Jokes

Here is a list of funny film critic jokes and even better film critic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face
• Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
• Why did some film critics hate the movie about Alexander Fleming, the inventor of Penicillin? They were anti-biopics.

Comical & Quirky Critic Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about critic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reporter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make critic pranks.