Criterion Jokes

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The Best Criterion Puns

During a visit to the mental hospital....

..a visitor asks the Director what criterion defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

What do the French and the Chinese have in common?

When it comes to the edibility of something, the only criterion is whether it fits in their pans.

Why did the professor have such a harsh grading criterion?

Cauchy taught math!

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