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Cristiano Ronaldo Jokes

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Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.

He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".

Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?

Because he's not messi.

They say Jesus can walk on water...

But Cristiano Ronaldo can dive on land.

Cristiano ronaldo was accused of r**...

This time it wasn't on the soccer field

I swear, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo's biggest fan.

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