Cristiano Jokes

Following is our collection of asked puns and girlfriend one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cristiano jokes for adults, dirty suarez jokes and clean water dad gags for kids.

The Best Cristiano Puns

Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.

He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".

Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?

Because he's not Messi.

Cristiano ronaldo was accused of rape

This time it wasn't on the soccer field

I swear, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo's biggest fan.

They say Jesus can walk on water...

But Cristiano Ronaldo can dive on land.


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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