The Best 5 Cristiano Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cristiano jokes. There are some cristiano girlfriend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cristiano water puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cristiano Jokes and Puns

Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.

He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".

Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?

Because he's not Messi.

Cristiano ronaldo was accused of rape

This time it wasn't on the soccer field

I swear, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo's biggest fan.

They say Jesus can walk on water...

But Cristiano Ronaldo can dive on land.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cristiano striker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cristiano swear piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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