Cristian Jokes

Following is our collection of cris puns and juan one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cristian jokes for adults, dirty awkward jokes and clean jews dad gags for kids.

The Best Cristian Puns

Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.

He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".

Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?

Because he's not Messi.

Yeterday I found 20$ on the street on my way home. As a good cristian I thought What would Jesus do …

… so I turned it into wine.

Cristiano ronaldo was accused of rape

This time it wasn't on the soccer field

There is an abundance of ronaldo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and cristian puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any soccer witze you can hear about cristian.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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