Crist Jokes
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Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.
He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".
Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?
Because he's not messi.
Two sausages are in a pan.
One looks at the other and says, "Gosh, it's hot in here", and the other sausage says, "JESUS CRIST, IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE"
Cristiano ronaldo was accused of r**...
This time it wasn't on the soccer field
Tough choice in Florida governor's race...
Charlie Crist and Rick Scott are standing at opposite ends of a theater when both men spontaneously burst into flames and there's only one fire extinguisher in the entire building!
Where would you hide the fire extinguisher?
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