Crispy Jokes
27 crispy jokes and hilarious crispy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crispy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for something funny to make you laugh? Check out this selection of witty and crispy jokes for every occasion! With jokes about crispy pata, crispy duck, crispy chicken, spicy croutons, and fried food, you're sure to find something to keep you entertained. Whether you're looking for a few laughs to brighten your day or a great way to end a meal, enjoy these crispy jokes!
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Funniest Crispy Short Jokes
Short crispy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crispy humour may include short crusty jokes also.
- What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
- My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
- I'm not old. I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise: Crrrrrraaaaaaccccckkkk! So I've come to the conclusion that I'm not old, I'm crispy!
- My friend works at an Italian restaurant. Today, he over-fried the food while trying to tell us a ghost story. Guess it's crispy-pasta now.
- What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian
- TIL that Kellogg's were not the first to make Rice Crispies.... It was a Little Boy, and a Fat Man
- Why haven't they cremated Colonel Sanders yet? They haven't decided on regular or extra crispy.
- What's Spiderman's favorite kind of cereal? >!Rice crispies, because like him, they snap, crackle, and pop!<
- First time I heard about a no deal brexit I thought they were taking rice crispy's off 2 for 1
- How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
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Crispy One Liners
Which crispy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crispy? I can suggest the ones about deep fried and crunch.
- Waiter: Would you like something with a lot of crispiness in it? Me: No thanks, Chris.
- What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies.
- What do you get when you put mice in the oven? Mice crispies.
- What do you call a citizen of Hiroshima? A rice crispy
- The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's
- What do you call a Japanese burn victim A rice crispy
- What is Thanos's favorite cereal? Rice Crispy Treats.
- What's black and crispy, and hangs from a chandelier? An amateur electrician
- You know you're getting old when you sound like Jewish rice crispy's Snap crackle OY!
- What's Jesus's favorite cereal? Christ Crispies
- If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. 😉
- I like my chicken how I like my Jews Extra crispy
- What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata
- Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? Because she got used to your soft meat.
- What was h**...'s favorite breakfast cereal? r**... Crispies.
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What funny jokes about crispy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deep fry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crispy pranks.
Two mexicans are stranded in the desert for days....
... and they're at death's door....
They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with s**... after s**... of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree".......
"ees... a.... Hambush"
The Bacon tree
Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert.
They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end.
Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!"
He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten.
Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of the bacon tree and cut him down!
He turns to his brother, and with his last breath he yells out
"Brother! Is not a Bacon Tree!"
"Is..."
"Is a..."
"Is a Hambush..."
A squad of potatoes is engaged in a firefight after being sent to secure several important roads...
Gunfire and explosions are raining down on the group of potatoes until it's only the sergeant on his radio and a couple of others standing over the crispy skins of their fallen comrades. The General's voice suddenly blares from the radio...
"Sergeant, come in! What is your status, are the routes safe?"
"NO SIR, THE ROOTS ARE NOT SAFE - AND WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FRIES!"
What to you call a rice crispy treat with a musical career and multiple s**... assault cases?
A wrapped cereal serial r**... rapper.
c**...' is racist.
They should be called Crispy Baked Squares.
