The Best 13 Crispy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crispy jokes. There are some crispy juicy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crispy crust puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crispy Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ?

Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

Two mexicans are stranded in the desert for days....

... and they're at death's door....

They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with strip after strip of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree".......

"ees... a.... Hambush"

The Bacon tree

Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert.
They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end.
Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!"
He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten.
Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of the bacon tree and cut him down!
He turns to his brother, and with his last breath he yells out
"Brother! Is not a Bacon Tree!"
"Is..."
"Is a..."
"Is a Hambush..."

Crispy joke, The Bacon tree

I'm not old. I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise: Crrrrrraaaaaaccccckkkk!

So I've come to the conclusion that I'm not old, I'm crispy!

What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven?

Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian


What do you call a citizen of Hiroshima?

A rice crispy

What to you call a rice crispy treat with a musical career and multiple sexual assault cases?

A wrapped cereal serial rapist rapper.

Crispy joke, What to you call a rice crispy treat with a musical career and multiple sexual assault cases?

'Cracker' is racist.

They should be called Crispy Baked Squares.

What do you call a Japanese burn victim

A rice crispy

What is Thanos's favorite cereal?

Rice Crispy Treats.

What's black and crispy, and hangs from a chandelier?

An amateur electrician

You can explore crispy fried reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean crispy tempura dad jokes. There are also crispy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why haven't they cremated Colonel Sanders yet?

They haven't decided on regular or extra crispy.

If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old...

Your just crispy. 😉

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crispy pasty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crispy biscuits piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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