The Best 13 Crispr Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crispr jokes. There are some crispr gene jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crispr beets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crispr Jokes and Puns

KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome.

They want something CRISPR.

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Crispr joke, Where do geneticists store vegetables?

Why was the first person to have their eyes genetically edited so pleased?

Well, who wouldn't want CRISPR vision?

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

Why did the scientist try to genetically sequence his chicken sandwich?

He wanted to make it crispr.

Why did the genetically modified chicken taste better than the regular one?

It was CRISPR!

Crispr joke, Why did the genetically modified chicken taste better than the regular one?

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in?


You can explore crispr kale reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean crispr genome dad jokes. There are also crispr puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why did the molecular biologist not like his bacon?

He preferred it a little Crispr

What do you use to preserve the freshness of genes?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crispr vegetable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crispr ingredient piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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