Crispr Jokes

Following is our collection of kale puns and gene one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crispr jokes for adults, dirty genome jokes and clean beets dad gags for kids.

The Best Crispr Puns

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Why was the first person to have their eyes genetically edited so pleased?

Well, who wouldn't want CRISPR vision?

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

Why did the scientist try to genetically sequence his chicken sandwich?

He wanted to make it crispr.

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in?


Why did the molecular biologist not like his bacon?

He preferred it a little Crispr

What do you use to preserve the freshness of genes?


There is an abundance of vegetable jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and crispr puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ingredient witze you can hear about crispr.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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