crispr Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious crispr puns

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer


Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes


Why did the scientist try to genetically sequence his chicken sandwich?

He wanted to make it crispr.


Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.


If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter


Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR


What do you use to preserve the freshness of genes?



Why did the molecular biologist not like his bacon?

He preferred it a little Crispr


Your mother is so dumb

She thought crispr was a dating app for potato chips


What are the most funny Crispr jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Crispr? Well, here are the best Crispr dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Crispr pick up lines to share with friends.


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