Crispr Jokes

What are some Crispr jokes?

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

Why did the scientist try to genetically sequence his chicken sandwich?

He wanted to make it crispr.

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in?


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