Following is our collection of tostitos puns and crispies one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crisp jokes for adults, dirty spud jokes and clean burns dad gags for kids.
So it's early in the morning and the married couple wakes up, both ready for their morning coffee, but none of them are willing to do it. So the wife say's to her husband, " You know, the bible say's that men should make the coffee." Curious the husband asks why and his wife replies "*Hebrews*"
Deep pan, crisp and even.
It burned down to a crisp
He orders a beer and a beautiful woman walks up to him and says, "hey, for $300 bucks I'll do anything you want . . . Anything. "
He raises an eyebrow and replies "anything?"
She nods "anything!"
He pulls out his wallet excitedly and removes 3 crisp $100 bills and gives it to her. Then he says "paint my house."
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
A crisp Pringle
He can't decide if he should tell his partner.
Crisp Cringle
Connect headphones to a decent audio source. Play any music. Listen closely to the music.
1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies - are they balanced with the high and low frequencies?
If you answered YES to any of the above steps - sorry, you were ripped off!
She once asked her mom
mom why am I called autumn?
her mom then said
when you were leaving the hospital a crisp
autumn leaf fell on your head
this makes rose curious so she asks the same thing
mom where did my name come from and the mom says while we were leaving the hospital a rose fell on your head
This of course prompts cinderblock to ask the same thing dykcsuoknnvcxsaetuiokmbvxawehk she says
It blows.
(Get well soon Carrie)
now days they have cameras
...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!
Cuz then it wouldn't be legal...*tender*
Cashier "That will be $18.35"
Me: Hands her a $50 bill
Cashier "Sorry sir, We cant accept that because we had too many problems with counterfeit currency. Do you have anything smaller?"
Me " I fully understand, Here you go.."
*Politely hands her a crisp $25 bill*
A truck driver drives past and asks if they want a lift
The crisp responds "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
Plain
Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!
Crisp Rat
He died in a fire.
Crisp.
..A car pulls up and says "You need a lift"
Crisps: No we're Walkers
Car: You sure?
Crisps: We're salted!
I should have used aloha temperature.
A man pulled over and asked them if they wanted a lift.
They said "No thanks, we're walkers".
Lays are called Walkers in the UK
Russell.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.