The Best 73 Crisis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crisis jokes. There are some crisis kurds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Crisis Jokes and Puns

What do you call an anti-vaxer's child's terrible twos?

A midlife crisis

Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 year old child crying?

Midlife crisis

Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying?

They were having a mid-life crisis.

Crisis joke, Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying?

Why was the anti vaxxers two year old crying?

Because he was having a mid-life crisis

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.


Excuse for speeding

This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day.

He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.

The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.

The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."

So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."

The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."

Why was the 24,100 year old plutonium upset?

It was having a half-life crisis.

Crisis joke, Why was the 24,100 year old plutonium upset?

So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.

It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

I feel really bad for kids in third world countries...

They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time.

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The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Have you ever wondered why, during a crisis, they let women and children go first?

It's so the men can have some peace and quiet while they think about what to do.

Can you imagine if none of the midwives showed up for a birth?

That would be a midwife crisis

why was the 6 month old African baby crying?

It was having a mid life crisis

I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy.

I mean girl.

Crisis joke, I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy.

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying

He was having a mid life crisis

what do you call a 9 year old african boy crying on his knees

Midlife crisis


Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed?

Mid-life crisis

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica?

It's dreadful

Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child?

He was having a mid life crisis

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying?

He was going through a midlife crisis

Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible?

He was having a midlife crisis.

What's wrong with that 5 year old Ethiopian?

He's having a mid-life crisis

If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I've had

Does money even matter

What do you call a 1-year-old Nigerian kid crying?

Mid-Life Crisis

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a mid life crisis

If i had a nickel for every existential crisis

it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless

Why does an Ethiopian baby cry?

It's having a mid life crisis
(Sorry If it's too dark)

Why was the 3 year old African child crying?

He was going through a midlife crisis.

Why are ethiopian children always crying?

Midlife crisis.

Why was 1 year old African baby crying?

It was having a midlife crisis

Why does an Ethiopian baby cry

It's having a midlife crisis

What do you call a mathematical function with too many powers?

An exponential crisis.

Why did the African child have a mental breakdown at age 8?

He was having his midlife crisis.

Update on the crisis at the stair factory

The situation is escalating

Why do ethiopian children cry on their 6th birthday?

They hit a midlife crisis

I can't find anyone to help me deliver my baby.

I'm having a midwife crisis.

Why did it took so long to investigate Flint water crisis?

They never appointed a lead detective

Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13?

Midlife Crisis.

What is it called when too many people pass gas inside of a mine?

An excess stench hole crisis.

Why was the Ethiopian child crying?

He was having a midlife crisis.

If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis

Would it even matter?

Why was the Valve developer crying?

He was having a Half-Life crisis.

What happens when a hospital runs out of labor and delivery nurses?

They have a mid-wife crisis.

Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry

He was having a midlife crisis

My girlfriend says she can't cope with delivering any more babies.

I think it's just a midwife crisis.

Why does the 2 year old child of the anti-vaccine parents cry?

Midlife crisis.

Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.


Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.


Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.

Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

Parents: our baby won't stop crying!

Doctor: how old is he?

Parents:one

Doctor:is he vaccinated?

Parents:no, why?

Doctor:I'm afraid he's having a midlife crisis...

What do you call complications during chidbirth

A midwife crisis.

What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?

One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

Even though Sea World is shut down, the animals still need to be taken care of

Obama answers the call for volunteers. On his first day, they assign him to feed the baby dolphins.

As he is doing so, another volunteer accosts him "Our country is in crisis. Don't you have anything better to do?"

He replied "I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise."

Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings

The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need

I accidentally bought too many art supplies

I'm having an excess stencil crisis.

No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.

They give sound advice.

Why was Karen's unvaccinated two year old crying?

Midlife crisis

It was revealing when Americans bought toilet paper at the start of the COVID-19 Crisis

It goes to show in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, The Average American only cares about his own ass.

The 40 year old health care worker who cares for newborns started questioning her career choices, then flipped out and left town

I guess she was having a midwife crisis

The lady who birthed babies started questioning her career choice.

I think she was going through a midwife crisis.
...

Why did the four year old anti vax kid cry?

Because he was in his midlife crisis.

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.

Nearly 200 million Chinese kids are back to school after COVID-19 crisis

Unemployment strikes again

The Secret Sevice is not allowed to tell the president to get down

If there is a crisis they have to say Donald, Duck!

Why was the Anti-vaxxer's 5 year old crying?

He was going through a midlife crisis

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

You can say he was having a midlife crisis

Why'd the dog have an existential crisis after his neutering operation?

He realized that nutting matters.

What do you call it when your giving birth but there is no one there to help.

Mid-wife crisis

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