The Best 12 Cris Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cris jokes. There are some cris kris jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cris ricky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cris Jokes and Puns

Cristiano Ronaldo Went to the barbershop for a new haircut.

He went home to his girlfriend and asked, "Well what do you think?". She took a couple of minutes looking his new hair cut over and replied "Well... at least it's not Messi".

Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings

The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need

Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?

Because he's not Messi.

Cris joke, Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's room always clean?

Criss Angel arrested for murder...

His lawyer asks "When and where did the murder take place?"

Detective "Around midnight at the MGM."

Lawyer "Well my client is definitely innocent then."

Detective "How's that?"

Lawyer "He was at The Bellagio then, he would have to be some kind of magician to be in two places at once."

You can't have CRISIS...

Without ISIS.

I'll leave now.


And as he continued to walk, he noticed during the hardest parts of his life

there was only one set of footprints in the sand. He asked Jesus, why, and Jesus said...
"Those are Cris Cristie's...he kicked everyone else off the beach."

A crisp was walking down a road

A truck driver drives past and asks if they want a lift
The crisp responds "No thanks, we're Walkers!"

Cris joke, A crisp was walking down a road

'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin

Crisis averted?

Over the weekend I was sat next to a person eating a bowlful of those really fat pasta tubes in a tomato sauce. As I watched, one got nearer to the edge of the bowl but I couldn't mention it because the person was deep in conversation. I agonised for a few seconds wondering how I could stop a mess landing in the person's lap, but I couldn't think of anything. Yet, it was just then that the penne dropped.

Cristiano ronaldo was accused of rape

This time it wasn't on the soccer field

Two crisps walking down the road..

..A car pulls up and says "You need a lift"

Crisps: No we're Walkers

Car: You sure?

Crisps: We're salted!

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Two crisps were walking down the road

A man pulled over and asked them if they wanted a lift.
They said "No thanks, we're walkers".

Lays are called Walkers in the UK

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cris middle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cris humour piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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