Crippling Depression Jokes
25 crippling depression jokes and hilarious crippling depression puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crippling depression that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Crippling Depression Short Jokes
Short crippling depression jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crippling depression humour may include short crippling jokes also.
- I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
- What's the difference between crippling depression and crippled depression? One can't get out of bed because they're depressed, the other is depressed because they can't get out of bed.
- My financial adviser asked me what I bring home at the end of every month. "Crippling depression," I told him.
- Recent studies show that 100% of people disabled from the waist down are diagnosed with a mental disorder Crippling Depression
- If Happiness was as easy to invoke as Hate..... I probably wouldn't have crippling depression right now.
- Everyone's the protagonist of their own story... I just have crippling depression because I'm a horror novelist
- What's the best thing about crippling depression? Not having to worry about going to bed, because you never got out.
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Crippling Depression One Liners
Which crippling depression one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crippling depression? I can suggest the ones about depression and worst depression.
- Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression
- Only 90's kids will get this! Crippling depression and social anxiety
- What do you call a sad man in a wheelchair? Crippling depression.
- America in the 1930s be like: I have crippling depression.
- If I had one dollar for every time somebody made fun of my crippling depression...
- What's funnier than 24? Crippling depression
- What do you call a hole that handicaps people? Crippling depression
Crippling Depression Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about crippling depression you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depressed kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crippling depression pranks.
My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, I'm so sorry
... but you can't count Missouri twice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
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Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off?
He has **crippling** depression
a Doctor arrives at the pearly gates....
St. Peter asks him who he is, he replies I'm a surgeon, I help the crippled to walk and the blind to see Come on in, St Peter says. Next a teacher shows up, St Peter asks who he is, I'm a Teacher, I help educate the ignorant and prepared them for successful careers . St Peter says "come on in". A musician comes along St Peter asks who he is, and he says I was a Musician, I make depressed people happy and I give lonely people a reason to go out and celebrate life . St Peter says That's great, you can load your gear in through the kitchen