Cripple Leg Jokes

8 cripple leg jokes and hilarious cripple leg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cripple leg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Cripple Leg Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good cripple leg joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What has a mouth but never speaks,

Has a bed but never sleeps,
And has legs but never walks?
A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call it when the loan shark comes to your house and breaks your legs?

Crippling debt.

What do you call a gang member with a broken leg?

A cripple

What do you call a cow with no legs


An angel walks into a bar

He walks up to a blind patron and heals him. The formerly blind man stands up shouting "I can see! It's a miracle!"
The angel smiles and walks up to a crippled man and restores his legs. The man does a dance of joy and hugs the angel, who tells him to go in peace.
The angel then walks among some government workers celebrating after work. One of them, a one-legged man with severe diabetes, lupus, and one eye looks at the approaching angel and says "don't touch me - I'm on disability"

Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off?

He has **crippling** depression

Got into an argument with a cripple and won.

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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