Cripple Leg Jokes
8 cripple leg jokes and hilarious cripple leg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cripple leg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What has 2 legs but can not walk?
A cripple.
What has a mouth but never speaks,
Has a bed but never sleeps,
And has legs but never walks?
A mute, crippled insomniac
What do you call it when the loan shark comes to your house and breaks your legs?
Crippling debt.
What do you call a gang member with a broken leg?
A cripple
What do you call a cow with no legs
Crippled
An angel walks into a bar
He walks up to a blind patron and heals him. The formerly blind man stands up shouting "I can see! It's a miracle!"
The angel smiles and walks up to a crippled man and restores his legs. The man does a dance of joy and hugs the angel, who tells him to go in peace.
The angel then walks among some government workers celebrating after work. One of them, a one-legged man with severe diabetes, lupus, and one eye looks at the approaching angel and says "don't touch me - I'm on disability"
Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off?
He has **crippling** depression
Got into an argument with a cripple and won.
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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