The Best 40 Cripple Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cripple jokes. There are some cripple lame jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cripple fdr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cripple Jokes and Puns

So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day...

He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Cripple joke, Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Why can't the crippled guy hike across Endor?

Because Ewoks funny

What do you call a cripple in a zombie apocalypse?

Meals On Wheels!

Two friends and a cripple are waiting for a train.

Someone bumps into the cripple and his wheelchair starts moving. He falls between the platforms and can't get back up. Then he hears the train coming.

One of the friends tries to jump in and save him, but the other friend grabs him and says, "You're not supposed to go past the yellow line".

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

Cripple joke, Why are cripples always made fun of?

How do crippled crabs get around?

On crotches.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What do you call a gay cripple?


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What do you call a hard working cripple

A stand-down guy

FDR hates cripple humor

He can't stand it

What do you call three disabled people fighting?

Cripple threat match

Why are crippled people always picked on?

Because they can't stand up for themselves

What has four wheels and flies?

A homeless cripple

Cripple joke, What has four wheels and flies?

What did the crippled orphan baby get on Christmas?


Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them?

Darth Ritis

What happens when you cripple a gay person?

You turn a fruit into a vegetable.

What's a crippled perons favourite band?

Limp Bizkit

why does the crippled kid keep getting bullied

he cant stand up for himself

I really don't see the point...

... of making fun of blind people...
Also I just can't stand cripple jokes...

How are a Cripple and a man with erectile dysfunction similar

They both walk with a limp

What do you say to a crippled girl marrying her brother?

Roll Bride

What's the definition of adding insult to injury?

Hey cripple, nice tie!

What did the crippled protein say to the other protein?

I just got out of the ER man, it was pretty rough.

Why did the crippled kid get bullied at school?

Because he can't stand up for himself.

Why do Cripples dates always go well?

They can't get stood up.

imagine being the fastest sperm to win the race and then being born as a cripple

A cripple walks into a bar.

Just kidding, no he doesn't.

What oil (lube) do you put on a cripple?

Vegetable Oil

You can call a diabetic a cripple because

they're candicapped

What do you call a gang member with a broken leg?

A cripple

I used to know a crippled guy who had a serious hatred for the National Anthem...

Just couldn't stand for it.

My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday

So I lit his wheelchair on fire

If crippled people can't walk, why don't they just run?

That's all

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A cripple.

Yesterday i ran over three disabled children

Cripple kill

A crippled man walks into a bar

It was a miracle

What do you call a trio of disabled people?

Cripple threat...

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We suggest to use only working cripple paralyze piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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