Crip Jokes

Following is our collection of cuz puns and otherside one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crip jokes for adults, dirty thug jokes and clean muthafucka dad gags for kids.

The Best Crip Puns

I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day...

He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Why did the crippled kid get bullied at school?

Because he can't stand up for himself.

I have a crippling fear of elevators.

I've started taking steps to avoid them.

Why are crippled people always picked on?

Because they can't stand up for themselves

I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?

I live in a rough neighborhood

There are lots of gangs here, so it's pretty scary at times.

In fact, my neighbor used to be a blood.

Then he fell off the roof. Now he's a crip.

A crippled man walks into a bar

It was a miracle

The best way to avoid getting bitten by a black widow... not wearing a red tie to her Crip husband's funeral.

How are a Cripple and a man with erectile dysfunction similar

They both walk with a limp

Why did the gangster shoot the man with one arm?

Because he was a crip

What did the crippled orphan baby get on Christmas?


I live in the ghetto

There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.

What do you call a lazy gangster?

A potato Crip.

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Why do Cripples dates always go well?

They can't get stood up.

why does the crippled kid keep getting bullied

he cant stand up for himself

I have a crippling fear of Santa

Apparently I'm Claustrophobic.

What did the crippled protein say to the other protein?

I just got out of the ER man, it was pretty rough.

So I went to the doctor for low blood count today...

The nurse told me I was a crip.

What's a crippled perons favourite band?

Limp Bizkit

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What happens when you cripple a gay person?

You turn a fruit into a vegetable.

If CRIPSR becomes commercialized, there should be a magazine that advertises its genetic-altering capabilities

And one day, we'll all have a subscription to Breeder's Digest.

Why can't the crippled guy hike across Endor?

Because Ewoks funny

If crippled people can't walk, why don't they just run?

That's all

My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday

So I lit his wheelchair on fire

I used to know a crippled guy who had a serious hatred for the National Anthem...

Just couldn't stand for it.

Was Superman a Blood or a Crip?

Both, he was a blood by day and a Kryptonite

What's a crips biggest health concern

High bloods pressure

A cripple walks into a bar.

Just kidding, no he doesn't.

What do you say to a crippled girl marrying her brother?

Roll Bride

Why does Superman hate Snoop Dogg?

Because Snoop Dogg is going to Crip tonight

How do crippled crabs get around?

On crotches.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

Why did the Crip shoot the man with stomach flu?

Because he kept throwing up Blood.

I think I have a crippling addiction to hash.

Corned beef hash, that is.

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