Crinkled Jokes
3 crinkled jokes and hilarious crinkled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crinkled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Crinkled Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good crinkled joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell.
He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
A cowboy walks into a bar...
...dressed entirely in paper, head to toe. The works. Paper hat, crinkled paper hat-band, grocery bag shirt, newsprint vest, origami guns in cardboard holsters, belts made of those paper links on Christmas trees, butcher's paper pants and chaps, tissue-box boots, and glossy magazine spurs. He nods to the bartender and takes a seat at the poker table. He plays for about half an hour, when the sheriff bursts in and arrests him for rustling.
Library Inventory
A librarian in a small book collection is just finishing up the process of cataloging his physical inventory and is combing through the stacks to double-check his work. Suddenly, he sees a bit of crinkled cover just peeking out behind a shelf in the very back of the building. Confused, he steps quietly over, reaches down, and gently wriggles the attached book free.
In his hands is an old, dusty copy of the The Hobbit, which he knows he hasn't included in his count. He's never even seen this book before! He quickly shuffles to the back room and sits down at his computer. Tapping away, he records the title, print date and location, and inventory code number. Unfortunately, right as he was entering the author name, about to finally finish long months of recording, he threw an unexpected Tolkien error.
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