The Best 26 Cringe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cringe jokes. There are some cringe joke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cringe ptxd puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cringe Jokes and Puns

Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe)

A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face.

I once told a fishing pun

The cringe was reel

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infant-ry.

*insert cringe here*

Cringe joke, What do you call an army of toddlers?

I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town

because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.

My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke...

Because in Russia line punch you.


[Cringe] Why did the farmer bandage the goat?

Because it was "bleat"ing...

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

Yeast ;D

*cringe*

Cringe joke, What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

The most cringey pickup line ever

Are you french because Eiffel for you.

Two Puns

Man, I was going to eat a clock, but then I thought, that's to time consuming.

Man, I was ganna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

You guys might aswell call me re"pun"sul. I'm way to punny.

(Sorry if I make you cringe)

what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe?

PTxD

What do cows do for fun?

Go to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies!

(Cringe on purpose)

You can explore cringe laugh reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cringe pun dad jokes. There are also cringe puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe*

^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Cringe Incoming

What do you call a smart cylinder?

A graduated cylinder 😜

What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe?

PTXD

Cringe joke, What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe?

I caught a little boy in my class pass this note to his classmate today

"I124Q baby"
*cringe*

Most disgraceful joke

I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad

My best friend is a good drawer, but he's pretty shelf-ish

*cringe*


Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa.
/cringe

Aliens don't exist.

Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.

It is always fun to spin a pun.

It makes us cringe to hear pun spun.

Cringe takes over the World

When Iphone X's Face ID fails infront of millions of people...

[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

What do you call one form

A uniform

*cringe*

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already...
DEAD INSIDE.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cringe thread jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cringe shudder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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