Cringe Jokes

Following is our collection of laugh puns and joke one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cringe jokes for adults, dirty pun jokes and clean ptxd dad gags for kids.

The Best Cringe Puns

Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe)

A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face.

I once told a fishing pun

The cringe was reel

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infant-ry.

*insert cringe here*

I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town

because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.

My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke...

Because in Russia line punch you.


[Cringe] Why did the farmer bandage the goat?

Because it was "bleat"ing...

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

Yeast ;D

*cringe*

The most cringey pickup line ever

Are you french because Eiffel for you.

Two Puns

Man, I was going to eat a clock, but then I thought, that's to time consuming.

Man, I was ganna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

You guys might aswell call me re"pun"sul. I'm way to punny.

(Sorry if I make you cringe)

what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe?

PTxD

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places


What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do cows do for fun?

Go to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies!

(Cringe on purpose)

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe*

^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line.

Most disgraceful joke

I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad

Cringe Incoming

What do you call a smart cylinder?

A graduated cylinder 😜

My best friend is a good drawer, but he's pretty shelf-ish

*cringe*

What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe?

PTXD

I caught a little boy in my class pass this note to his classmate today

"I124Q baby"
*cringe*


It is always fun to spin a pun.

It makes us cringe to hear pun spun.

[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Aliens don't exist.

Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.

What do you call one form

A uniform


*cringe*

Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa.
/cringe

Cringe takes over the World

When Iphone X's Face ID fails infront of millions of people...

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already...
DEAD INSIDE.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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