The Best 6 Crimson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crimson jokes. There are some crimson tide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crimson battle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crimson Jokes and Puns

Two Italian men are having a lively talk on a bus...

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."

A church lady behind them is crimson red and beside herself. "You two need Jesus! How dare you say such shameless filth? We don't talk about our sex lives in public in this country!"

"Hey, relaxa, missa! Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Alabama college kid visiting Boston

So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"

I can't tell the difference between scarlet and crimson

I genuinely can't tell between them and it makes me really angry, because when someone says,"is it scarlet or crimson" all I can see is red.

Crimson joke, I can't tell the difference between scarlet and crimson

Saw an Alabama fan the other day

He was wearing a t-shirt that said "I Bleed Crimson" I walked up to him and said "You big dummy, we all do"

What does a southern woman call her period?

Crimson Tide


I cut my thumb chopping onions...

...in such a way as to make applying appropriate pressure difficult. I made my way to the ER. They weren't busy, so the doctor came over to dress my wound. I expressed frustration over my lack in first aid and the persistent crimson flow. In a matter-of-fact tone, he reassured me, "Don't worry; all of my patients stop bleeding eventually."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crimson yellow jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crimson red piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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