Crimson Jokes

Following is our collection of sweatshirt puns and tide one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crimson jokes for adults, dirty fuschia jokes and clean battle dad gags for kids.

The Best Crimson Puns

Alabama college kid visiting Boston

So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"

Saw an Alabama fan the other day

He was wearing a t-shirt that said "I Bleed Crimson" I walked up to him and said "You big dummy, we all do"

I can't tell the difference between scarlet and crimson

I genuinely can't tell between them and it makes me really angry, because when someone says,"is it scarlet or crimson" all I can see is red.

What does a southern woman call her period?

Crimson Tide

I cut my thumb chopping onions...

...in such a way as to make applying appropriate pressure difficult. I made my way to the ER. They weren't busy, so the doctor came over to dress my wound. I expressed frustration over my lack in first aid and the persistent crimson flow. In a matter-of-fact tone, he reassured me, "Don't worry; all of my patients stop bleeding eventually."


There is an abundance of yellow jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and crimson puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any red witze you can hear about crimson.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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