Criminal Law Jokes

Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Criminal Law jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.

The Best Criminal Law Puns

I'm proud to announce my dream of being a criminal lawyer is halfway complete!

I'm just working on the lawyer part right now.

Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?

A: the defendant

Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)


For the young and/or foreign:

Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendant‎
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.

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