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Crime Rates Jokes

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in floyd mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

What part of Italy has the highest crime rate,

The spaghetto

Have you heard about the high crime rate of pixelated people

It really needs a resolution

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Yoooo I'm high asf

But not as high as the African American crime rate. Did you know that despite making up just 13% of the population-

Crime rates are decreasing in my town.

I found some money on the floor.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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