Crime Punishable Jokes

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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime, and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with hundreds of other men.

There is a three year waiting list.

Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?

A: the defendant
Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)
For the young and/or foreign:
Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia‎
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.

The judge told me I might get capital punishment for my crimes, and asked me if I knew what it meant..

I didn't, so I told him to use it in a sentence.

Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment?


A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?)

Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath.
haha get it?

A punishment should always fit the crime.

If someone cuts in line, you cut their brake line.

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