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A crime in the park
A man walked into his house, and casually mentioned to his wife that he had seen a kid napping in the park. The wife was frantic, "What did you do about it?!" The man said, "Nothing, I let him sleep."
Crime on multi-story car parks,
it's wrong on so many levels.
A criminal said: "You'll never catch me!"
He was bad at mathematics.
Crime in lifts.
Its wrong on so many levels
If crime doesn't pay...
... than you're doing it wrong.
Everyone knows you can tell a criminal is lying if his lips are moving, but how do you know when a cop is lying?
His pen is moving.
In a crime scene....
"So, Rookie, What do you make of all this?"
"Well, the vic was found n**... in bed, severely beaten to death. Sounds like a clear cut m**... case if you ask me"
"close. Our prime suspect is his wife, a morbidly obese woman who says he asked to be on the bottom during s**..."
"So it was a s**... then...."
Criminal on the electric chair. The officer ask: Any last wishes?
The criminal: Please hold my hand...
What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company?
Assault and Buttery
Why are crime rates down in the US?
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
Where do criminal spiders hang out?
The deep web
Why are criminals so good at basketball?
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Why did the criminal hide in the roof?
It was very Con-Ceiling.
Criminals flood in from across the English Channel.
"They have no respect for our laws," said a Marseille policeman ahead of England's first game.
Crime really does happen at Pokestops!
I met up with my dealer at one last night.
What do criminal courts in Spain call community service?
Manuel labor
Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?
he was a bad conductor.
What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man?
Impersonating a police officer.
What crime did the viticulturist get imprisoned for?
Grape.
What crime do trans gender people commit?
Male fraud
Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be
That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.
Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?
He had served his sentence.
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