The Best 51 Cricket Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cricket jokes. There are some cricket wom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cricket innings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cricket Jokes and Puns

A man sitting on a bench...

is watching two of his fellow asylum patients playing cricket. The batsman has no bat and the bowler has no ball. The man on the bench looks very upset at the two "playing" cricket. A nurse walks up to him and asks, "What's wrong, sir? Do you want to play cricket with the others?" The man replies, "NO! But you will see who is mad and who is crazy in here if that ball hits me!"

"Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"



In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.

if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have?

1 very large cricket

Cricket joke, if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have?

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A: **Because it's boring.**

*Was told this by a 10 year old, and didn't quite get it at first, but I think it's rather genius.*

I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop.

But I'm stumped.


A cricketer walks into a hospital

with blood pouring out of his eyes, the doctor says "Ebola" and the cricketer replies "Nah, i'm a batsman"

My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have you got?

A big cricket.

Cricket joke, My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

after watching the Cricket for a few hours I think I finally understand it

they make that noise by rubbing their wings together

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away.
Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?

A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)

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The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...

The first testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

My buddy's cricket joke

What do women and cricket have in common?

When the pads come out it's time to bat

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

The Australian Cricket Team.

{Watch@Day1} IND. vs. SL. 1st. Test. Cricket. Match. 2015. Sony Kix. Sony Six.

Cricket joke, {Watch@Day1} IND. vs. SL. 1st. Test. Cricket. Match. 2015. Sony Kix. Sony Six.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why are cricket bowlers good with women?

Every now and then, they bowl a maiden over

Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football...

Even the Russians have better hooligans than us.


How is the situation husband with his pregnant wife

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"

I love the English cricket team....

The thinnest guy is called broad, ugliest guy is called swann, slowest fielder is trott, guy who is 'behind' the stumps is called prior, and guy whose father's name is john is called peter-son. And the guy who is named Monty goes in with his clothes on.

No doubt, this Cricket team deserves to be led by a Cook.

What's a neckbeards favorite linux os?

Fedora

(cricket cricket)

Today in cricket....

Indians showed their attachment to 7-11.

Why did the cricket team need cigarette lighters?

Because they lost all of their matches!

An essay on cricket match

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

I drive my car like I play cricket

I hit and run

The Pakistani cricket team walk into a bar...

to watch the Indian Premier League

What's the difference between your mum and a cricket pitch?

I cant catch anything when I'm inside a cricket pitch.

I'm going to apply for the job as Australia's next cricket captain.

I've been ball tampering for years and never got caught.

What's the difference between Cinderella and the Australian Cricket team?

Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

A cricket is in love with a mantis

but he's terrified, because he keeps hearing that a mantis will eat the male after sex. Nevertheless, one night the cricket gets really drunk and propositions the mantis. The two have amazing sex all night long, but in the morning the cricket comes to his senses and starts eyeing the mantis warily.

"What's wrong?" asks the mantis.
"Well, I don't want to make this weird, but are you going to try to eat me?"
"Oh, don't worry, only the females do that."

This guy tried to sell me his idea of a cricket field lit by LED lights.

It was an interesting pitch.

A new DC storyline involves the Dark Knight being kidnapped by a cricket team...

After being told he escaped the locked room, the Boss screamed "Howzat happen?"

What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world?

Hegemony Cricket.

I got a good look at that new Don Bradman Cricket game

Oddly enough I couldn't find a single bug

My wife and I were sitting in our living room in silence looking at our phones...

We heard a cricket outside and she looked at me and said "I heard a cricket chirping, but you didn't tell a joke"

Blacks are excellent at sports like cricket, baseball etc.

Because they're good at hitting and running away.

What's this difference between Kris Jenner and a cricket ball?

If you try really, really hard, you can eat a cricket ball.

I couldn't figure out why the cricket ball kept getting larger

Then it hit me.

TIL crickets only do their iconic "yelling" chirp in the presence of wild moths. Unfortunately, my cricket has none.

He has no moth and he must scream.

The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicketkeeper and said "I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there." "Don't be silly," said the wicketkeeper. "You'll never hit her at 200 hundred yards."

Why don't grasshoppers watch football?

They prefer cricket!

Why don't Chinese play Cricket?

Because they'll eat the bat.

If I have a cricket ball in my left hand and a cricket ball in my right hand

I then have the undivided attention of a very large cricket.

A woman is giving birth and her husband rushes to the hospital to be there.

On his way, he decides to call the hospital to see how she's doing but he accidentally calls the local cricket ground. Someone answers.

Hi. How's everything going there?

Well... we have three out and hope to have the rest out by lunch. Last one was a Duck.

China should have a cricket team.

They can take out the whole world with one bat

(popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team?

They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..

Kerry Okeefe wife joke

Oh, yeah, - O’Keeffe began. - When we had to start spending more time at home, I noticed this woman sitting in my lounge room.

Yeah, because I was in and out (of the house) with (my) Fox Cricket (commentary duties),

And with COVID … I started to talk to her.

And she told me she was my wife! - O’Keeffe cried - And we’re getting on really well! There’s a plus to COVID … I met my missus!

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I replied that I didn't know he played cricket.

England cricket team visited an orphanage in Chennai today

It is so tragic and heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope! I wish we could do something to help them!

Said 6 year old Venkatswamy after the crushing defeat of English cricket team

I stayed in an English Hotel that was so quaint that when I we first arrived, rather than a mint, there were a couple of cricket balls and a bat on the bed.

Though the bat did fly out of the window after only a few minutes, and I never did find the rest of the cricket.

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