Crick Jokes

Following is our collection of bards puns and cramp one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crick jokes for adults, dirty winston jokes and clean airdrop dad gags for kids.

The Best Crick Puns

if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have?

1 very large cricket

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

A cricket is in love with a mantis

but he's terrified, because he keeps hearing that a mantis will eat the male after sex. Nevertheless, one night the cricket gets really drunk and propositions the mantis. The two have amazing sex all night long, but in the morning the cricket comes to his senses and starts eyeing the mantis warily.

"What's wrong?" asks the mantis.
"Well, I don't want to make this weird, but are you going to try to eat me?"
"Oh, don't worry, only the females do that."

If I have a cricket ball in my left hand and a cricket ball in my right hand

I then have the undivided attention of a very large cricket.

A cricketer walks into a hospital

with blood pouring out of his eyes, the doctor says "Ebola" and the cricketer replies "Nah, i'm a batsman"


The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicketkeeper and said "I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there." "Don't be silly," said the wicketkeeper. "You'll never hit her at 200 hundred yards."

Why did the cricket team need cigarette lighters?

Because they lost all of their matches!

I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop.

But I'm stumped.

Why are cricket bowlers good with women?

Every now and then, they bowl a maiden over

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

My buddy's cricket joke

What do women and cricket have in common?

When the pads come out it's time to bat


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