Crib Jokes
9 crib jokes and hilarious crib puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crib that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Crib Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good crib joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife said to put a baby monitor in the crib with our son...
but I don't think lizards make very good pets for babies.
What takes many nails to build, but only one screw to use?
A crib.
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Amazed
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it a**..., with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband."A penny for your thoughts," she said."It's amazing! " he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $146.50. "
Confucius says...
it takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
A student is blatantly cheating in an exam
The invigilator is watching in a mixture of disbelief and amusement as the student peeks at a crib sheet and looks at his neighbours papers.
At the end of the exam the students line up to hand their papers in. When the cheater gets to the front of the line the invigilator says "Uh-uh, no way. You were blatantly cheating; you don't get to submit a paper"
The student looks him in the eye and says "Do you know who I am!?"
"Not a clue!" says the invigilator.
"Good then" says the student, as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack of papers on the desk and walks out.
What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership?
"Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"
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What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night?
Crib death.
Why did patrick swayze put his newborn's crib in the middle of the nursery?
Because nobody puts baby in the corner.
I slept in my sons crib last night
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
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