The Best 12 Crib Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crib jokes. There are some crib winch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crib matress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crib Jokes and Puns

My wife said to put a baby monitor in the crib with our son...

but I don't think lizards make very good pets for babies.

It takes many nails to build a crib...

...but only one screw to fill it.

Confucius says...

it takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.

Crib joke, Confucius says...

It takes a lot of nails to put together a crib

But it only takes one screw to fill it

What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership?

"Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"


What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night?

Crib death.

Why did Patrick Swayze put his newborn's crib in the middle of the nursery?

Because nobody puts baby in the corner.

Crib joke, Why did Patrick Swayze put his newborn's crib in the middle of the nursery?

What is 13 inches long, has a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long?

Crib death.

I slept in my sons crib last night

I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

I hang old smartphones over a baby's crib.

They are mobile devices after all.

I put a crippled guy above my infants crib

He was a-mobile

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Al Lubel: Night Panic

I was lying in bed last night, I got scared: 'What if I died right now from very immensely, incredibly delayed crib death?'

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