Crews Jokes

Following is our collection of fleet puns and troupe one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crews jokes for adults, dirty vessel jokes and clean pryor dad gags for kids.

The Best Crews Puns

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea.

Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned

I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews.

I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.

Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint

CNN reports that both crews are marooned

A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint

Both crews were marooned


A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean......

Both crews were marooned

A boat carrying Red paint collided with a boat carrying Violet paint

Their crews were marooned.

BREAKING NEWS: A small, four-seater Cessna has crashed into the Smithville cemetery...

Emergency crews have recovered 236 bodies so far, with more expected as rescue efforts continue into tomorrow.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

Both crews were marooned.

Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews?

He died of dissin' Terry.

We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies

He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry


Ambulance crews are great at quizzes

They're first responders

There's a new exhibit planned in the next few days at the museum of revolutionary leaders said a press release

There are many leaders being honoured, from Pancho Villa to Simon Bolivar. To get the exhibit ready in record time, dedicated crews have been assigned to each figure, and they're all going to work double shifts, day and night.Well... almost all, there is one exception, you can only make Che when the sun shines.

What happened to the guy who called Terry Crews muscles too small?

He died of dissing terry

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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