Crestfallen Jokes

Following is our collection of distraught puns and donuts one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crestfallen jokes for adults, dirty tube jokes and clean denture dad gags for kids.

The Best Crestfallen Puns

I dropped my toothpaste!

...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen.

Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning.

I was crestfallen.

"I dropped my toothpaste"...

...he said, crestfallen.

A Muslim suicide bomber walks into a crowd of infidels and blows himself up.

He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The suicide bomber is crestfallen.

"C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"

After seeing all of his tubes of toothpaste lying strewn on the floor of his office, the dentist was full of emotion.

He was truly Crestfallen.


I asked my wife why all the jigsaw pieces were the same colour...

I was pretty crestfallen to learn it was a box of cornflakes.

Dropped my toothpaste into the toilet this morning...

I was Crestfallen.

Last night I dropped my toothpaste on the floor.

I was crestfallen.

There is an abundance of downcast jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and crestfallen puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sad witze you can hear about crestfallen.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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