Crest Jokes

Following is our collection of hill puns and peak one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crest jokes for adults, dirty insignia jokes and clean cowardly dad gags for kids.

The Best Crest Puns

Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?

The last dentist is busy killing a lion

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

What kind of toothpaste does the KKK use?

Crest pro-white

The CEO of Crest was caught spying on one of their competitors...

It's being called the "Colgate Scandal".

9 out of 10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste for your teeth

The other dentist is out killing lions


Why do 4/5 dentists recommend crest?

The fifth is too busy killing lions.

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