The Best 7 Crest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crest jokes. There are some crest peak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crest cowardly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crest Jokes and Puns

Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?

The last dentist is busy killing a lion

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

The Queen created a beautiful design that I decided to put on a shirt

One day, the Queen of The United Kingdoms designed a beautiful new crest for the royal family and seeing it, I saw an opportunity for profit and began selling t-shirts with the design printed on them thinking that the royal family wouldn't mind.

After several very angry calls from the royal family's lawyers, I found out that I had to pay Her Royalty her royalties for Her Royal Tee's^TM

What kind of toothpaste does the KKK use?

Crest pro-white

The CEO of Crest was caught spying on one of their competitors...

It's being called the "Colgate Scandal".


9 out of 10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste for your teeth

The other dentist is out killing lions

Why do 4/5 dentists recommend crest?

The fifth is too busy killing lions.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crest pinnacle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crest cavities piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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