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Crescent Jokes

4 crescent jokes and hilarious crescent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crescent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

When you're looking for a laugh, look no further than crescent jokes! From jokes about the crescent moon to gags about the Fertile Crescent, this article has it all. Whether you're from Utah or the loneliest corner of the world - these jokes will have you in stitches! Find out why crescent jokes are the cream of the crop!


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My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I'm worried, but my wife says it's just a phase.

Kurdish cunieform tablets

In ancient Kurdistan, they didn't have the material to make the cuneiform tablets they did down by the rivers in the Fertile Crescent, so they had to carve important documents into stone tablets.
That included contracts and treaties. There could be multiple signatories. For an invoice, for instance, it was possible to bill two Kurds with one stone.

Help! My son admitted to us that he identifies as a crescent. What do I do?

My wife says it's just a phase...

Why did the ancient Mesopotamian woman have a lot of kids?

Every man in Egypt had seen her Fertile Crescent.


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