The Best 5 Crescent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crescent jokes. There are some crescent chu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crescent lunar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crescent Jokes and Puns

My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I'm worried, but my wife says it's just a phase.

Help! My son admitted to us that he identifies as a crescent. What do I do?

My wife says it's just a phase...

You know when you're opening the tube of Pilsbury crescent rolls but it just tears, then you see the "press spoon here" option?

Spanx ought to sew that line into each of their garments.

Are you today's date?

Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region

Why did the ancient Mesopotamian woman have a lot of kids?

Every man in Egypt had seen her Fertile Crescent.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crescent delinquent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crescent baltic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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