Crescent Jokes

Following is our collection of loneliest puns and chu one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crescent jokes for adults, dirty territories jokes and clean lunar dad gags for kids.

The Best Crescent Puns

My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I'm worried, but my wife says it's just a phase.

Help! My son admitted to us that he identifies as a crescent. What do I do?

My wife says it's just a phase...

You know when you're opening the tube of Pilsbury crescent rolls but it just tears, then you see the "press spoon here" option?

Spanx ought to sew that line into each of their garments.

Are you today's date?

Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region

Why did the ancient Mesopotamian woman have a lot of kids?

Every man in Egypt had seen her Fertile Crescent.


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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