The Best 18 Crepe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crepe jokes. There are some crepe ami jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crepe french puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crepe Jokes and Puns

My wife makes my pancakes too thin.

Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.

My mom always makes the pancakes too thin

I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Crepe joke, What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

I feel awful. I just tried to make pancakes for my kids but they were way too flat.

They shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves ;D


What did the woman say after her pancakes got flat?

Oh crepe

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

Crepe joke, TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do i

3 men were stranded on a desert, then a genie appeared and gave them each 2 wishes.

The French man told the genie For my first wish, I'd like a huge crepe. He ate it then wished to go back home.

The Mexican man told the genie For my first wish, I'd like a huge Quesadilla. He ate it then wished to go back home.

The American man told the genie For my first wish, I'd like a huge pizza. He ate it then wished for another one.

What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?

Crepe me

Two pancakes were talking. One said to the other, waggling his eyebrows suggestively, "hello."

The other said "ugh, get away from me, you crepe."

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What'd the Parisian chef say when he messed up his Pancakes?

"Aww Crepe."

Today is Pancake Tuesday

Crepe Diem!

What did the priest think while choking on a pancake?

Holy Crepe!

What's the difference between French people and their breakfasts?

One's creepy and the other is a crepe.

Crepe joke, What's the difference between French people and their breakfasts?

I don't think I'll pass my dress-designing class

The teacher said my designs were all crepe.

What do you get when you combine flour, eggs, sugar, fruit, and a man who thinks women are objects?

Crepe Culture.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crepe pastries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crepe luftwaffle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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