Creme Jokes

Following is our collection of creamy puns and cream one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Creme jokes for adults, dirty mascarpone jokes and clean pie dad gags for kids.

The Best Creme Puns

A small town has a factory which produces coffee scented skin creme.

The trucks which transport the cream are causing so much traffic in the small town that the mayor holds a town hall meeting to find a solution. The residents eventually vote to move the cream by train.

So there was a local motion for mocha lotion locamotion.

What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy?

Oatmeal Creme Pies.

The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu.

It's Secret Asian Flan

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

There is an abundance of wispa jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and creme puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any meringue witze you can hear about creme.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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