Crematory Jokes

Following is our collection of ashes puns and urned one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crematory jokes for adults, dirty cemetary jokes and clean casket dad gags for kids.

The Best Crematory Puns

A father tells his 10 year old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.

UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building?

A fifth degree burn

Where are all the good men?

Buried in the cemetery or being turned into ashes at the crematory.

The only good man is a dead man.

There is an abundance of vastly jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and crematory puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any crater witze you can hear about crematory.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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