The Best 7 Cremator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cremator jokes. There are some cremator 500 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cremator burial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cremator Jokes and Puns

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why did the crematorium tech quit?

Not enough urnings.

How do cremators make their money?

They urn it

Does anyone know of any crematoriums...

that give discounts for burn victims?

What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building?

A fifth degree burn


me: hi do you take walk-ins?

cremator: what?

Hi, this is the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cremator cinder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cremator crematory piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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