Cremator Jokes

Following is our collection of cremate puns and 500 one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cremator jokes for adults, dirty mortuary jokes and clean burial dad gags for kids.

The Best Cremator Puns

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why did the crematorium tech quit?

Not enough urnings.

How do cremators make their money?

They urn it

Does anyone know of any crematoriums...

that give discounts for burn victims?

What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building?

A fifth degree burn


me: hi do you take walk-ins?

cremator: what?

Hi, this is the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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