Cremator Jokes
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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer Smoking or Non-smoking .
Apparently the correct terms are Cremation and Burial .
I have two conditions in my will...
1) I want my remains spread around Disney World
2) I do not want to be cremated
When I die, I have but 2 requests.
The first, I want my remains to be scattered around Disneyland.
The second, I don't want to be cremated.
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains
A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You cant do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!"
When I die, I want my remains scattered over Disney World.
Also, I don't want to be cremated.
My sisters and I met yesterday to discuss whether or not to bury or cremate our mother..
We couldn't come to a decision between the two so we are letting her live for now.
I got fired on the first day of my new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking."
Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial."
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