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Cremated Remains Jokes

25 cremated remains jokes and hilarious cremated remains puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cremated remains that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cremated Remains Short Jokes

Short cremated remains jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cremated remains humour may include short mortuary jokes also.

  1. I have two conditions in my will... 1) I want my remains spread around Disney World
    2) I do not want to be cremated
  2. When I die, I have but 2 requests. The first, I want my remains to be scattered around Disneyland.
    The second, I don't want to be cremated.
  3. After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You cant do that here!"
    I said "Why not?"
    He said "You have to cremate him first!"
  4. When I die, I want my remains scattered over Disney World. Also, I don't want to be cremated.
  5. When I die, I want my friends to do two things: 1) Scatter my remains on my ex's front lawn. 2) Also, I don't want to be cremated.
  6. When my grandfather died we scattered his remains in the sea Everyone on the beach panicked because we didn't cremate him...
  7. When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also, I don't want to be cremated.
  8. When I die I want my remains to be scattered at my local beach.... I'm not getting cremated though.
  9. I just got a lifetime ban for spreading my wife's remains around Disney World Guess we should of had her cremated first
  10. When I die, I want my remains to be scattered throughout Disney world. I don't want to be cremated.

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Cremated Remains One Liners

Which cremated remains one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cremated remains? I can suggest the ones about cemetery and dead body.

  1. When I die I want my remains scattered at Disneyland I do not wanna be cremated
  2. I want my remains scattered across the world I also don't want to be cremated.
  3. I want my remains spread over Disneyland... Also, I don't want to be cremated.
  4. When I die, I want my remains spread around Disney World But I don't want to be cremated

Amusing & Witty Cremated Remains Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about cremated remains you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean funerals jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cremated remains pranks.

Grandpa Mike died this weekend.

He led a simple life, loved by family and friends while enjoying a long career as a crop duster. In accordance with his final wishes, his cremated remains will be mixed with water and sprayed over the seashore where he spent his final days. He will be mist.

After my grandfather's f**......

I scattered his remains all over my back garden.
Which was horrible, because he hadn't been cremated.

I have two simple wishes for when I die

1. I want my remains to be spread all over Disney World
2. I don't want to be cremated

Last requests

After I die, I have 2 requests on what shall happen to me.
1) I want my remains spread around Disney world.
2) I do not wish to be cremated

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

I have only two requests for when I die. #1. I want my remains scattered around Wrigley Field.

\#2. I don't want to be cremated first.

Two facts about me, 1) When I die I have arranged for my remains to be spread around the Houses of Parliament.

2) I don't want to be cremated.

How to creep out a mortician

How to creep out a mortician.
1. Go in to pre-plan your f**....
2. Tell him, "I want my remains scattered over the sunflower fields of Fayetteville."
3. He says, "We can do that. The cost for cremation is..."
4. Say, "Cremation? Who said anything about cremation?"
5. Mortician creep-out ensues.