Creek Jokes
23 creek jokes and hilarious creek puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about creek that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious jokes about Indian Creek, Beaver Creek, Inlet, Canyon, and Outhouse! Laugh along with your friends and family as you explore these one-of-a-kind creek jokes! Join us and find out why these funny jokes are the perfect entertainment.
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Funniest Creek Short Jokes
Short creek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The creek humour may include short crick jokes also.
- We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
- If the ZIP code for Beverly Hills is 90210, what's the ZIP code for Dawson's Creek? 90108
(for our lives to be over) - When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
that's amore.
When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek
that's a moray. - We all know the postcode to Beverley Hills; 90210. But do you know Dawson's Creek's postcode? 90108!
- If 90210 is the zip code for the old Fox TV show, what's the zip code for Dawson's Creek? 90108
- Everyone knows the Beverly Hills postal code os 90210 But did you know the Dawson's Creek post code is 90108 (...for our lives to be over)
- What did the lawyers for the Creek Nation say to the lawyers for Oklahoma after their historic Supreme Court win? "Looks like we Okla-owned-yah!"
- Did you hear about the landmark Supreme Court case concerning the best way to cross a shallow creek? It was *Row versus Wade.*
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Creek One Liners
Which creek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with creek? I can suggest the ones about canyon and bayou.
- So they're developing a gay version of Dawson's Creek Its gonna be called Dawson's Greek
- What's the zip code for Dawson's creek? 90108
- What is the area code for Dawson's Creek 90108
- Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
- I'm a dyslexic geologist.. Wanna get back my my place and make a creek bed?
- I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek
Happy Creek Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about creek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swamp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make creek pranks.
When you're trying to slingshot around jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...
Europa creek with no paddle.
I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.
A Native American goes to court
and says: - "I want to change my name"
the clerk asks him: "What is your name?"
\-"The big round rock that rolled down the hill and fell into the creek"
\-"And what will your new name be?"
\-"Splash"
A guys in a bar turns to another
A rancher walks into a bar and sits next to a rugged old guy with a hat.
He says "I just had the hardest day rounding up my cattle".
The rugged guy responds "oh yeah ? I'm a rancher too. I got a couple hundred acres down by the creek".
The rancher brags "Not bad, not bad, but I can get in my truck in the morning, start driving, and I won't reach the end of my ranch until the next day.
The rugged guy looks at him with pity and says "I feel you, i used to have a truck like that too".
A man visits a a lovely old couple for dinner.
The man sits down after the table has been set. The man looks down and says, "these dishes are still dirty!" The husband says, "they are as clean as creek water gets 'em!"
The man then goes to the restroom and sees the disgusting toilet bowl, he comes back saying, "do you ever clean around here?" The husband again says, "that's as clean as creek water gets 'em."
Finally the man decides to head to bed and goes into the guest bedroom to find a dog laying on the bed. He comes out yelling, "I am not sleeping with a dog!" The husband looks over and shrugs, "that's just ol' creek water, he never hurt no one."
My Point Exactly
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the Creek, he saw a b**... sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the b**... fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that b**...."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
