The Best 10 Creed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Creed jokes. There are some creed speeches jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these creed stapp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Creed Jokes and Puns

Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

Whats the worst thing about the new Assassin's Creed movie?

You have to sign in to U-play to watch it.

I'm not saying...

Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.

Creed joke, I'm not saying...

Somebody asked me about my thoughts on Assassin's Creed III...

I told him that it's a pretty revolutionary game.

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...

I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.


Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men...

He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."

Saw Creed II the other day

I say it's a mostly solid movie. But it's was a bit rocky in some parts more than others

Creed joke, Saw Creed II the other day

What do you call 2 donkeys boxing

Assassins creed

America is a lot like Creed

Pretty decent band but our frontman is a jackass

Creed front-man Chris Stapp is broke and living in a Holiday Inn...

Look on the bright side Chris, this is proof there is a god!

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We suggest to use only working creed mockingjay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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