Creds Jokes

Following is our collection of snl puns and schneider one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Creds jokes for adults, dirty repute jokes and clean badass dad gags for kids.

The Best Creds Puns

My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...

unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.

What's better than roses on a piano...

Tulips on an organ.

Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man.

How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum?

He goes chew chew chew...


creds to my 5yo brother

What comes after sextillion?

Babytillion!

(Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)

Two elderly women sitting on a bench....

One leans in and says "I just pulled a silent but deadly". The other leans back and says "I think you need a new hearing aid.

(I'm not taking creds for this I didn't make it up)


Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?

She had power and time but didn't get the work done.

Creds to my friend for that one.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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