creds Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious creds puns

My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...

unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.

Creds: The one liner king Milton Jones


What's better than roses on a piano...

Tulips on an organ.

Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man.


My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet

Because I was shitting on his time

And joke creds to him. I was also fresh out of witty comebacks...


How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum?

He goes chew chew chew...

creds to my 5yo brother


What comes after sextillion?


(Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)


Two elderly women sitting on a bench....

One leans in and says "I just pulled a silent but deadly". The other leans back and says "I think you need a new hearing aid.

(I'm not taking creds for this I didn't make it up)


I'm still holding on to Last Year's shit..

I haven't pooped yet

Creds to u/ShoddySubstance


I heard Gwen Stefani has a new favourite console

The Wii U.

creds to rob the dyke


Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
Porn sites are down,
Your mom's Facebook will do.

Creds to Zeeshan


Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway

Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6


What are the most funny Creds jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Creds? Well, here are the best Creds dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Creds pick up lines to share with friends.


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