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One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it.
then your assets in jail.
Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken.
Credits to my school principal
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
A Dell.
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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P
A tray shaped dinosaur.
Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke.
Credits to /u/johnnybenude
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
He says he wants to "make America grate again."
Only if he's a billionaire.
Credits to Kevin Hart
Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
Credits to vinesauce
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It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*
Credits.
A private tutor.
-Credits to my cousin ;)
All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)
Poke his eyes out
Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD
... and not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving.
Credits to /u/GhostOfGuyFieri
Legendairy
(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
Does that make him a Stalingrad?
He still can't see things my way.
^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post.
...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name
When I was young, they caught me smoking one Newport. They proceeded to force me to smoke the whole pack, just to teach me a valuable lesson..
..about brand loyalty.
_ credits to Anthony Jeselnik
In the first case you sit and run, in the second you run and sit.
(incredibly nobody ever wrote this one before, credits to dad)
MOSCOW
(Credits to the game Blood & Bacon)
But he wouldnt tell me
Credits: Anthony Jeselnik
Plastic surgery.
[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.
Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park, we rushed in and caught the credits.
In the spaghetto.
PS: credits to my girlfriend who came up with it
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
This is a repost from two years ago, all credits to u/-stillborn-
... and then blame it on the boyfriend
Credits ~ Anthony Jeselnik
Smith and wesson.
Credits to an amazing profesor.
...works in a petrol station filling up cars. One day, a spaceship with 'UFO' written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship flied off.
The blonde's boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.
"Do you know what 'UFO' stands for?" He asks.
"Of course." She replies, "Unleaded Fuel Only".
credits to u/Mr-Everest
*60,000 credits*
[This punchline is locked. Please pay 20,000 credits to unlock]
Please purchase a loot crate for a chance at credits to purchase the punchline
Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments
...if you like your job, i'm sorry for you.
Credits to my boss. Yeah, i got fired.
Happy thursday to you all.
HIV: It stays with the child after birth.
Credits: Irwincardozo Comics
...Shouldn't there be a Rural Dictionary
Credits to my friend Portia.
They have no closet to come out of.
(Credits: George Carlin)
and a whole bunch of counterfeits.
I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud
Genie: I can grant you 3 wishes
Man: I wish I was divorced
[poof]
Genie: you have one wish left
Credits : @Boogtweeets
This should be no problem for him as he has already had plenty of practice lying in front of a bus!
A magician pulls out a sledgehammer and asks for a volunteer. A guy comes up and the magician says, "I want you to hit me in the head with this sledgehammer." So the volunteer picks the sledgehammer up and swings it down into the magician's head. The magician wakes up in a hospital bed three years later and says, "Tadaaaaahhhh!!!!"
**Credits to u/GeneralText**
"Make me one with everything."
Credits go to the Netflix show 'Maniac (S01E04)'.
Because over there they have Tallyban
Credits to u/GhoulsCo
Because seven ate nine.
Credits to Charles to French for this joke/pun.
Alien Degeneres
Credits to Craig Ferguson for coming up with this joke
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Credits to: Adam pacitti
...I love watching the end credits when I go to the movies.
His friend got a headache,so the man got him pills.
When the friend took the pills, he did a handstand.
Man: What are you doing?
Friend: Taking the pills.
Man: Why are you upside down?
Friend: So the pills don't go in my stomach.
Man:.....
Friend:.....
(Roll credits)
They bless the rains down in Africa .
Credits to u/Josh1804
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